I’ve been neglecting this blog for the past month or so. But in a couple of days I’ll be able to start making gifs and being active again. So yeah. That’s the boring bit. Here’s the exciting bit of news I have:
IVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO CATS COLLEGE CAMBRIDGE FOR THEIR 5 TERM A-LEVELS PROGRAM. LIKE, OMG. THATS IN FUCKING ENGLAND, DUDE. IN FUCKING CAMBRIDGE. I DONT EVEN CARE THAT IM JUST GONNA BE GETTING MY A-LEVELS. I ONLY TOOK ONE AP EXAM DURING HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE AMERICAN COLLEGES DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM, BUT YOU NEED THEM FOR ANY SCHOOL IN THE U.K. BUT IM GONNA BE GETTING MY A-LEVELS, WHICH IS EVEN BETTER. IN ENGLAND. IN ENGLAND. IN E N G L A N D. MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY STARTING TO COME TOGETHER.
Michael in the “Homicidal Barber” sketch
Conrad Poohs and his Dancing Teeth!
Monty Python Rehearsals — 1970 and 2014
And did those feet in ancient times…